This was an unpublished draft from January 16, 2010.
Unpublished no more.
To do list of a common citizen
Wake up
Go back to sleep
Wake up a couple hours later (improvement).
Think about fences
Don’t die of carbon monoxide poisoning
Don’t get the Inspector Gadget theme song stuck in my head
Be overcome by paranoia for 10 good minutes
Don’t break or hurt anything while paranoid
Consider the pros and cons to climbing a fence versus digging under it
Stay inspired for longer than I can hold my breath
Work on improving how long I can hold my breath
Show some concern over my heart rate
See the sun today
Don’t look at the sun
Have the wisdom to not say anything more
Figure out what impact an electric fence will have on my electric bill
See her today
Don’t look at her
Wish you had looked at her
Feed me
Come up with an effective way to remind myself to eat sooner next time
Find a dog to antagonize
Be more considerate of ‘her’ heart rate
Eat a couple more times
Go to bed
Engage in intense self-loathing for my earlier foolishness
Commit to making a to do list that takes more than 45 minutes of my time tomorrow
Find a good distraction
Fall asleep at some point
Don’t die of carbon monoxide poisoning