It’s a shame we live in a world where restraint, respect, and consideration are viewed more as disinterest, lack of confidence, or unattractive behavior as opposed to coming on to women with half-assed sweet talk and unveiled attempts of puffery to appeal to ones self-image; because I don’t use some cute way to tell you that I think you’re sexy or beautiful, doesn’t mean that my reverence of that fact preventing me from buzzing about your ear like some mosquito is disinterest– instead, it is probably the highest honor I can give.
Category: facebook messages
Blog worthy snippets from conversations I’ve had with friends over Facebook messages.
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There is nothing more unattractive than a girl getting really into country music
A statement I made recently needed slightly more exposition, so I am posting right now to re-state and then further state.
Original Statement:
There is nothing more unattractive than a girl getting really into country music
And I will clarify I am talking about these girls who just seem to get seized up by the spirit of faux southern living and get all their hands up and flailing about as they close their eyes and start reciting the words to these (usually awful) songs as if they are fulfilling their earthly destiny with each word that leaves their mouths, while they hop up and down in their cowboy boots as they wait for the first man in a John Deere hat to approach them so that she may birth his children.
That’s what I mean when I say ‘getting really into country music’ — enjoying it, dancing, and what not, to me it is unfortunate, but there ain’t nothin wrong with it, but those types.. well.. I don’t know if I should be praying for myself or them.
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Snoop Pearson
“You’re in a shit spot, man. Feel good february can still work, but how do we get you to the point where you can finally start getting some of what you deserve? Because you deserve a lot more than what you have right now.”
A wise gangster once said, “deserve ain’t got nothin’ to do with it.”
I would fear if I were getting what I deserve, anyway.
"Deserve ain't got nothin to do with it" -
no effort – Facebook Pasting I
I wanted to post something, but I didn’t want to take the time to finish writing anything. So I copy and paste delirious facebook ramblings and call it blog! Italicizing myself for dramatic, confucian/bozoean effect
I’ve finally won
for real?
Via choosing different raceshandicapped onesI have won
what are you talking about?
I will no longer not not be respectedI am talking about the punk movemetmovementmeowvement
no you aren’tand if you are, you haven’t wonunless in the punk movement winning means losing
I have wonQuitting = winningwellnot quittingtranscendingtranscendance is achieving victoryand fulfillment is baking your heart until the bread is warm
i’ll take that.
holding on is breaking your heart until it is stale breadand crumbs that lead to a person who is no longer thereis all you will beAnd they overestimate a beating heartbecause sometimes it is only beating itself
are you writing me poetry?
I don’t write poetryand I don’t write it to you, either
wrong on both accounts
Someone is wrongand it is usually everyone in the roomWhen the room emptiesthe only thing left is the prosperity of incorrectionbreeding like bacteria underneath the pit of the earth
poetry
If I could chooseI would never become a poetbut I would gladly become a bard
i would love to see you a bardtravelling from town to townregailing the peasants with tales from the kingdom
It is hard to continue my incoherent chickerings with you interjecting every 80 pixels
hahahai don’t want you to chicker menor do i want you to chicker me out
It is not you who I am chickeringIt is the wind I chicker toyou just stand in the wayplease moveplease movebut the wind blows me stillin your directionplease moveplease moveI am not a sail boatI’M A FAIL BOAT
1:05amstop your bardetry! it makes me regret my lack of inspiration recently
CHIPS AHOY
oh snap