Category: random

There is nothing more unattractive than a girl getting really into country music

A statement I made recently needed slightly more exposition, so I am posting right now to re-state and then further state.

Original Statement:

There is nothing more unattractive than a girl getting really into country music

And I will clarify I am talking about these girls who just seem to get seized up by the spirit of faux southern living and get all their hands up and flailing about as they close their eyes and start reciting the words to these (usually awful) songs as if they are fulfilling their earthly destiny with each word that leaves their mouths, while they hop up and down in their cowboy boots as they wait for the first man in a John Deere hat to approach them so that she may birth his children.

That’s what I mean when I say ‘getting really into country music’ — enjoying it, dancing, and what not, to me it is unfortunate, but there ain’t nothin wrong with it, but those types.. well.. I don’t know if I should be praying for myself or them.

November 22, 2012
a promise

I’ll refertilize the Earth with fresh minds like a new green cut of lettuce picked from the garden on a dewey spring day.

June 7, 2012
Plato

I once had a conversation with Plato

The Philosopher.

By the time I finished speaking,

He had bled to death.

January 27, 2012
no effort – Facebook Pasting I

I wanted to post something, but I didn’t want to take the time to finish writing anything. So I copy and paste delirious facebook ramblings and call it blog! Italicizing myself for dramatic, confucian/bozoean effect

I’ve finally won

for real?

Via choosing different races

handicapped ones

I have won

what are you talking about?

I will no longer not not be respected

I am talking about the punk movemet

movement

meowvement

no you aren’t

and if you are, you haven’t won

unless in the punk movement winning means losing

I have won

Quitting = winning

well

not quitting

transcending

transcendance is achieving victory

and fulfillment is baking your heart until the bread is warm

i’ll take that.

holding on is breaking your heart until it is stale bread

and crumbs that lead to a person who is no longer there

is all you will be

And they overestimate a beating heart

because sometimes it is only beating itself

are you writing me poetry?

I don’t write poetry

and I don’t write it to you, either

wrong on both accounts

Someone is wrong

and it is usually everyone in the room

When the room empties

the only thing left is the prosperity of incorrection

breeding like bacteria underneath the pit of the earth

poetry

If I could choose

I would never become a poet

but I would gladly become a bard

i would love to see you a bard

travelling from town to town

regailing the peasants with tales from the kingdom

It is hard to continue my incoherent chickerings with you interjecting every 80 pixels

hahaha

i don’t want you to chicker me

nor do i want you to chicker me out

It is not you who I am chickering

It is the wind I chicker to

you just stand in the way

please move

please move

but the wind blows me still

in your direction

please move

please move

I am not a sail boat

I’M A FAIL BOAT

1:05am

stop your bardetry! it makes me regret my lack of inspiration recently

CHIPS AHOY

oh snap

January 27, 2012
To do list

This was an unpublished draft from January 16, 2010.

Unpublished no more.

To do list of a common citizen

Wake up
Go back to sleep
Wake up a couple hours later (improvement).
Think about fences
Don’t die of carbon monoxide poisoning
Don’t get the Inspector Gadget theme song stuck in my head
Be overcome by paranoia for 10 good minutes
Don’t break or hurt anything while paranoid
Consider the pros and cons to climbing a fence versus digging under it
Stay inspired for longer than I can hold my breath
Work on improving how long I can hold my breath
Show some concern over my heart rate
See the sun today
Don’t look at the sun
Have the wisdom to not say anything more
Figure out what impact an electric fence will have on my electric bill
See her today
Don’t look at her
Wish you had looked at her
Feed me
Come up with an effective way to remind myself to eat sooner next time
Find a dog to antagonize
Be more considerate of ‘her’ heart rate
Eat a couple more times
Go to bed
Engage in intense self-loathing for my earlier foolishness
Commit to making a to do list that takes more than 45 minutes of my time tomorrow
Find a good distraction
Fall asleep at some point
Don’t die of carbon monoxide poisoning

January 3, 2012